thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES

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huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

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scubaflying:

last night i was at steak n shake with a group of friends and someone’s straw broke and they were complaining about it and i’m like “yeah, these straws SUCK. get it? straws? suck?” and basically laughed my butt off and everyone just sighed and was like “yes ashleigh, we get it…”

don’t be friends with me

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awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

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Everybody

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