last night i was at steak n shake with a group of friends and someone’s straw broke and they were complaining about it and i’m like “yeah, these straws SUCK. get it? straws? suck?” and basically laughed my butt off and everyone just sighed and was like “yes ashleigh, we get it…”
don’t be friends with me
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.